Come to Staff Meetings Much?

From the Intersection of Sweatpant Street & Relaxed Fit Avenue:

HOLD ON A DARN SECOND [Warren Bell]
Maybe I'm new, but what's with all the NR t-shirts available in XL and larger only? Have I gotten myself involved with some sort of wacko anti-slender conspiracy? I'm 6'3", 180, and pretty sensitive about it. I hear your whispers and catch your glances, believe me. So how about we see some shirts for "the rest of us"?
Posted at 12:33 PM

Warren, maybe you should meet the staff before you post.

Thanks to Holden for the tip.

Just ask Pius XIIth:

"I'd bet my hat, that XXXL is a stretch for Lopez."