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From Sterling Newberry:

"[T]his is the "Whitewater" replacement for the right wing. A bad oil deal which, if you think about it, helped American consumers by putting some of Iraq's oil online at very low prices, and harmed only the Iraqi people left to live under a state of siege during Saddam's regime. A regime that, if sanctions had been lifted, would not have been in the sorry shape necessary to allow Bush to invade in the first place. If anything, oil for food saved American servicemen's lives, since it meant that they were going after rusting Soviet era tanks and a grounded airforce.

And the right wing is going to attack to kill anyone who dares touch this franchise, because, as we saw with Whitewater, once a reactionary Republican Congress lead by a corrupt leader gets into the act, there's no limit to the three ring circus that can be run."

Karl Rove: Mr. President we must keep this issue alive?
Mr. Preznit: Heh, Heh, yes Karl. Uh, say, what issue?
Karl Rove: Just leave it to me

"Rove here, unleash Operation Near 40%"


"Yes, Sir"

"Light the Asshat Signal!"



THEME MUSIC.....ASSHAT!.....ASSHAT!....ASSHAT!...
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da da da da da ASSHAT!!!!!!!

POW!!, BAM!!!, UFF'DA!!!