Scientists this week identified a new dolphin species. The Snubfin Dolphin lives off the coast of Australia. Though no one is saying it, it is thought to be amongst the most naive, unintelligent, and yet loquacious of dolphins. When told of it, Peggy Noonan immediately turned on her vibrator and demanded it be renamed the "Ronald Reagan Blessed Dolphin of my Pants".
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