Won't somebody think of the Morons?

Conservative Easter Seals begins as National Review begs for donations. Admitting that they are pretty much a "loss leader" for "Dear Leader" the magazine that Scaife writes off is begging America's fools to give them money.

Don't eat, don't drink, don't pay for a handjob -- no, Conservatives, give money so that K-Lo might nosh.

If they do not collect enough money they might have to put her down. Which would certainly involve some level of tragic irony -- that she gets put to sleep while frozen embryos remain inviolate. Granted, a rather hilarious tragic irony, but certainly not a good day for her. Besides, there's still years to run on Mitt Romney's restraining order.

Or, of course, you could give money to Dr. Atta J. Turk and help maintain the parasitic relationship I have with Jonah's ever growing skull goiter. So give what you feel like, (or don't I don't mind it's beer money) by clicking the paypal button on the right. All I can say is, I'm nobody's tax write-off.

Sadly.