Now I Get It

Bush keeps talking about the prospect of a cease fire in a way that made no sense to me, in essence telling the Israel to keep bombing the shit out of Lebanon until Hesbollah says "uncle" and is ready to make nice. He wants a "sustainable peace", therefore, no cease fire until the peace is, well, sustainable. It just hasn't made sense to me.

To figure it out you have to start thinking like Bush. It's kind of like the look he has on his face when someone tells him that if he shoves food up his rectum that he can poop out of his mouth. He thinks about it real hard, then asks Condi if it is true. See, they aren't spelling it out for him so he thinks all that is required is a:

SUSTAINABLE PIECE.

Someone, please get the chimp his sustainable piece so that we all can have some ourselves.