This just in from Hell

Dr. Dean;

I too object to being compared to Kathryn Harris.

Mine were real, and spectacular. Ask Von Ribbentropp. Here's a picture of him and me that was published in Tass back in late August 1939.

It was the best wet T-Shirt contest ever.

I beat out Beria and Malenkov and they had some fine breasts.

Sincerely,

Joseph Fuckyouavitch Stalin