Rising Hegemon
(AP) Tehran,
The Iranian government today announced that unless the United States immediately agreed to withdraw from Iraq as well as forward a 12-pak of Mountain Dew it would begin the capital trial of 1,213 blastocyst it holds hostage in an impounded "Good Humor" truck.
The Bush Administration stated it would not negotiate with a terrorist state threatening cold blooded defrosting.
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