Sunday, July 16, 2006

Intellectual Pimp Slaps

In the immortal words of Popeye, merchant seaman I say, "I's had all I can stanz I can't standz no more!"

A hearty and heartfelt, "FUCK YOU" --

1. To anyone who encourages us to tell the Israelis to invade Syria or Iran.

2. To anyone who doesn't remind people that one of the reasons we were sold the Iraq War (all of which have been discredited, including the world is better without Saddam [if the world equals Shiite death squads you have a point])

3. And most of all to anyone who cries out "We are already in" either World War III or World War IV.


Why No. 3?

First, because it is idiotic -- read some fucking history.

Second, because it is thrown out there as an excuse to accomplish two things...

(a) if you oppose any action in the "World War" you are a defeatist, or worse a NY Times reader (like they didn't help by in 2003)

or

(b) It lets Bush supporters justify all manner of military action, including the killing of civilians...after all that's what that did in WWII.


"Bomber Harris" was a fucking bastard! If he had bombed more oil plants and depots instead of Dresden the war might have ended faster.

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