The Vapaaaaahhhss

(To the tune of "Turning Japanese")


I've got your picture of me and you

You wrote "I love you" I love you too

Hizbollah's a shootin' and Ariel is turnin' blue

Oops it's in color the media's in play
Your polls free fallin, and Iraq is quite screwed
You'll really owe me but here I go to see what I can do


I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I asked the doctor to let you go apeshit

So I will unleash to you the mustache ride from hell

You've got our minds off of the shit that's going down
And the press is turning all around

Bomb the Lebanese, I Think I'll bomb the Lebanese I really think so
Bomb the Lebanese, I'm gonna bomb the Lebanese I really think so



I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to let you go apeshit
So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got our minds off of the shit that's going down
And the press is turning all around
and turning in and turning 'round



Bomb the Lebanese, I Think I'll bomb the Lebanese I really think so
Bomb the Lebanese, I'm gonna bomb the Lebanese I really think so


No war, no death, no rape, no killin'
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark

Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone-ranger Everyone

Bomb the Lebanese, I Think I'll bomb the Lebanese I really think so
Bomb the Lebanese, I'm gonna bomb the Lebanese I really think so

Bomb the Lebanese, I Think I'll bomb the Lebanese I really think so
Bomb the Lebanese, I'm gonna bomb the Lebanese I really think so