The Important Issue o' the Day

So far this month we've seen:

1. No Cutting & Running (until we say so)
2. No Flag Burning
3. No Gay Marriage
4. No Zygote Humping

and now...

5. No pledge editing (any more, they added "under God" in 1954 to teach the commies a lesson, a lesson learned so well, it kept 'em out of Hungary...or not)

What's next on the horizon:

6. No prayer refusing
7. No thinking
8. No flirting
9. No masturbating
10. No pepper
11. No evolving