White House Memoranda

#1

From: Karl Rove

To: File

Re: Foreign Conferences

Date: 7/17/2006


In the future do not have President Bush prepped for foreign trips by Josh Bolton and Governor Schwarzenegger.

#2

From: Josh Bolton

To: File

Re: Schedule 7/19/2006

6:30 a.m. Deliver One page world summary to the President, and Jergens Hand Lotion.

7:00 a.m. Breakfast

7:30 a.m. Review news items from G-8 trip

7:45 a.m. Photoshop

8:00 a.m. Masturbate

#3

From: George Bush (as dictated)

To: File

Re: Morning tasks

Find out why the right-side of my nose hurts.