For Future reference

Those of you who will have the meat puppet also known as the President of the United States invading your personal space over the next two and one half years (give or take impeachment) will need the following preventative measures on hand.


Pepper Spray and/or rape whistle


A face mask


A Hat, and/or toupee


A Rain Coat



For further information please contact, via mail along with an enclosed personal check for $25 (or if a minor, a photograph), the Department of Homeland Security.