Ah, those Secular Humanists

The Bush Administration is causing the Iraqi divorce rate to explode (sorry, poor choice of words).

What is unreported is that the Iraqis are killing embryonic stem cells willy-nilly. Shiite microbiologists and Sunni microbiologist are unplugging freezers all throughout the country. While in the north, the Kurds are marketing "Frozen Turkish Baby" flavored slurpees.