Hey God,

I'm fairly confident you aren't listening to little old me, given that I doubt you exist and all...but just in case...

You know it's bad enough that a Dennis Prager can't read the 10 commandments, especially #9 (or #8 if you hang that way) about bearing false witness.

But couldn't you have taken the time to have a commandment stating:

"Though shall not behave like a gigantic prick?"

I mean that one alone would have probably been pretty good for society as a whole. Hell, a commandment like that might have made someone like Prager or George Bush swear off of you entirely.