"Art" Imitates Life?

Well, we won't have Jeanine Pirro to kick around any more (or at least not until she gets herself into yet another public relations disaster), because the failed N.Y. Attorney General candidate's reality show appears to be "DOA".

A reality show?

With a convict husband who she tried to nail for adultery by bugging his boat with the help of none other than disgraced Department of Homeland Security nominee Bernie "Bada Bing!" Kerik (not to mention allegations of corruption and abuse of power and lousy manners) isn't Jeanine Pirro's entire life a reality show? Why not just make a TV-biopic-of-the-week? Both Jeanine and the Bada Bing are out of work and could play themselves. You'd just have to cast Al Pirro and the Bada Bing's BFF, Rudy Giuliani.

I wonder why no one picked up the show? Maybe Jeanine forgot the script?