Projection, Thy Name is "Tweety"

Chris Matthews wants Bill Clinton to "behave." If Bill Clinton behaves, Chris Matthews won't get distracted and Hillary Clinton can become president.

I have a proposition for Chris Matthews.

If Bill Clinton promises to behave for the duration of the 2008 presidential campaign (that means starting right now), will Chris Matthews promise to behave, too? If so, perhaps we could avoid crap like this, and this, and this, and (tell us about your own favorite Tweety memory in comments).