Stars bursting....

Yeah, Palin's just awesome:

But as for whether another pursuit of national office, as she did less than a year ago when she joined Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., in the race for the White House, would result in the same political blood sport, Palin said there is a difference between the White House and what she has experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House, she said, the "department of law" would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.

"I think on a national level, your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said.

Yes, and it is run by the "Law Talkin' Guy".

Ladies and Gentlemen, Sarah Palin's Cabinet:

"Department of Law"
"Department of Filthy Foreigners"
"Department of Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names"
"Department of Payday Loans"
"Department of Murkowskis and Brother-in-Laws"
"Department of MILFs"
"Department Store of Departments"
"Home Depot"
"Department of Bold Barbecue Sauce"
"Department of Slaying Salmon"
"Department of Prop Babies"
"Department of Teabagging"
"Department of Rapturin'"
"Department of Lieberry watchin'"
"Department of Knockin' Up"