Thursday, March 11, 2010

At a minimum

Ben Roerhlisberger's Wonderlich score was not low enough, but Tiger Woods and John Terry have got to be feeling a little better now.

As the investigation regarding the sexual assault allegations against Steelers quarterback Ben Roerhlisberger continues, KDKA-TV in Pittsburgh reports that Roethlisberger admitted to having “sexual contact” with the woman who claims sexual assault, but that there was no intercourse.

The admission came during an interview of Roethlisberger conducted at the scene.

Per the report, Roethlisberger claims that the woman fell and injured her head after the incident. She then went to a hospital and alleged that she was sexually assaulted.


So, you got a blowjob and then she JUST happened to fall over?

How much booze had she been plied with beforehand?

About as scummy as it gets before actual sexual assault...and that may be coming.

(via here)

4 comments:

Oblio's Cap said...

So, you got a blowjob and then she JUST happened to fall over?

From the force of his release? Maybe that's why they call him Big Ben.

Innocent until proven guilty, as our eminently fair justice system tells us (as long as you're rich). I'll withhold judgement until, if ever, I know the facts.

pansypoo said...

replaying North dallas forty in my head.....

Anonymous said...

Blowjob ?? How last week....I prefer "going snorkling" - MD

Anonymous said...

hi,

while i enjoy your blog very much, it is grating to see you repeatedly misspell someone's name.

it's "roethlisberger," as some of the spellings in this post show.

thanks, and have a nice midwestern day.