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Sarah Palin came up with a new defense for her conspicuous use of hand notes over the weekend: God did it, too.
"What does God need with a crib sheet?"
Yeah, she's god like, awright. Mebbe next time she can do it with nails, like Jeebus.
"her schoolteacher father, who she said would "read the palm of his hand to see what, you know, was on tap first for the curriculum THE NEXT DAY."Jesus on Toast Points. After a hard day of shooting wolves from airplanes you'd think he'd wash his hands.
Ten fingers. Ten commandments. Coincidence? Apparently the omnipotent one knows his target audience.Note: using toes to cipher up to 20 is way too intellectual and thus elitist.
yes, crib notes as stigmata excuse.
god's making another sign with his hand.
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Yeah, she's god like, awright. Mebbe next time she can do it with nails, like Jeebus.
"her schoolteacher father, who she said would "read the palm of his hand to see what, you know, was on tap first for the curriculum THE NEXT DAY."
Jesus on Toast Points. After a hard day of shooting wolves from airplanes you'd think he'd wash his hands.
Ten fingers. Ten commandments. Coincidence? Apparently the omnipotent one knows his target audience.
Note: using toes to cipher up to 20 is way too intellectual and thus elitist.
yes, crib notes as stigmata excuse.
god's making another sign with his hand.
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