Rising Hegemon
One does wonder, if you are made to go through the "groin touching" line with the TSA during your travel, just how many of the others in said line are there because THIS is the highlight of their trip?
If I see a bunch of priests and high school janitors in a line with me (i.e. "Cassock and Keys") I think I'll know.
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Hey, I'm a patriot, and I'm willing to do my part to secure the Homeland. I intend to assist the nobel TSA Guardians of Freedom as much as I can. When they ask me to remove my potentially dangerous shoes, I'm going to go the extra mile and take off my pants and boxers, too. I will insist they check carefully under and around my junk for C4 or loose nukes, and point out and loudly accuse any potential terrorists in line who are unwilling to drop trow for Uncle Sam.
Personally, I think they need better ambiance to set the mood.
bet amtrak gets some benies.
Somebody needs to compile a list of things to say before they grope you. Like "Please be gentle, it's my first time". Or on an evening flight, "Will you still respect me in the morning?". The possibilities for creative contempt are endless or you could just use every cheesy cliche you ever heard like I did.
just say 4th amendment 4th amendment 4th amendment like a chant.
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