Rising Hegemon
Cleveland is -- according to ESPN at least -- so upset about LeBron James returning tonight, you'd think he was Art Modell.
Now THAT guy was an asshole (oops, "is" not "was" still alive. Sorry Cleveland).
Now, I'm not a huge basketball fan, but so far this story of the 3-giants that would dominated the NBA in Miami is almost Brett Favre circa 2010. Except I really don't give a shit, so it's a lot more enjoyable to me personally than the latter.
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I am a pro-basketball fan, and I freaking love it. It's like a script outta pro-wrestling. All we need is a fake fight between Dwayne Wade and LeBron James where Cav's owner Dan Gilbert unexpectedly steps in to defend LeBron's honor (Because Wade crossed a line! It doesn't matter that James broke this city's heart, you DON'T GO THERE!). LeBron then rips off his Heat jersey, is thrown his old Cav's jersey by a ten year old fan under-going chemotherapy, and whoops up on the Heat scoring 47 points in the third quarter alone. The child fan finds the courage to live, and Dan Gilbert's wife runs for the US Senate.
i really hate basketball now.
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