Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is upset that the federal government has squelched his right to own a super-toilet, leaving him with less freedom than women, who are still allowed to have abortions.
What a turd...... flush the toilet ten times ? ... Keep a bucket of water nearby next time. Or wait til the tank fills up between loads, Mr Poopy. Next he is gonna say that red lights should be voluntary. 'Cause government imposed safety regulations are stifling his inner Tsar.
Hard core repressed - shitting out bricks all while professing total freedom through Libertarianism. "you don't control me and can't tell me what to do" goes back to toilet training.
Rand Paul needs to buy two boxes of Rid X http://www.amazon.com/Rid-X-Septic-System-Treatment-10-3Oz/dp/B000R3RWTC
one to unclog his septic tank (if he lives in those parts of Kentucky not served by sanitary sewer) and another to unclog his unfortunate colonic retention problem. Or if his house is actually on a (God and Ayn Rand forbid) publicly supplied sewer system on a little visit from those free enterprise geniuses at Roto-Rooter. Because I am not thinking his flushing problems are limited to a 1 1//2 gallon low flow toilet.
That is his problems have nothing to do with Stephen Chu and a lot to do with the path from his rectum to the ultimate disposal place of his paul-shit.
Yes even an eco-nut will admit that now and then you need two flushes of a one and a half gallon low flow toilet to fully accomplish your goal. But that doesn't mean you need to dump three gallons of fresh water down the drain every time you partially empty your bladder.
My God Dave Barry made pretty much his whole career out of mocking low flow toilets. To find Rand replicating this particular piece of art into life is dispiriting.
"LOW-FLOW-TOILET DETONATION UPDATE Here are photos and video."
yes, outhouse good for Kentucky and give RP chance to have deep thoughts in privacy. Maybe make him aware of Luddite potential instead of Libertarian. vox
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mr curly combover must have some huge turds.
"When you're as full of shit as I am, a regular toilet just won't get the job done," he should have said.
What a turd...... flush the toilet ten times ? ... Keep a bucket of water nearby next time. Or wait til the tank fills up between loads, Mr Poopy. Next he is gonna say that red lights should be voluntary. 'Cause government imposed safety regulations are stifling his inner Tsar.
Aqua Buddha has a whole new meaning to me now........
Hard core repressed - shitting out bricks all while professing total freedom through Libertarianism. "you don't control me and can't tell me what to do" goes back to toilet training.
Always knew he was a shithead.
Rand Paul needs to buy two boxes of Rid X http://www.amazon.com/Rid-X-Septic-System-Treatment-10-3Oz/dp/B000R3RWTC
one to unclog his septic tank (if he lives in those parts of Kentucky not served by sanitary sewer) and another to unclog his unfortunate colonic retention problem. Or if his house is actually on a (God and Ayn Rand forbid) publicly supplied sewer system on a little visit from those free enterprise geniuses at Roto-Rooter. Because I am not thinking his flushing problems are limited to a 1 1//2 gallon low flow toilet.
That is his problems have nothing to do with Stephen Chu and a lot to do with the path from his rectum to the ultimate disposal place of his paul-shit.
Yes even an eco-nut will admit that now and then you need two flushes of a one and a half gallon low flow toilet to fully accomplish your goal. But that doesn't mean you need to dump three gallons of fresh water down the drain every time you partially empty your bladder.
My God Dave Barry made pretty much his whole career out of mocking low flow toilets. To find Rand replicating this particular piece of art into life is dispiriting.
"LOW-FLOW-TOILET DETONATION UPDATE
Here are photos and video."
http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2008/04/low-flow-toilet.html#ixzz1GGfPTpAd
No I don't know if these videos are SFW. But knowing Dave Barry I expect they are pretty damn funny.
maybe mr curly comb over could invest on an outhouse. no socialist sewers or modernity to scare him.
yes, outhouse good for Kentucky and give RP chance to have deep thoughts in privacy. Maybe make him aware of Luddite potential instead of Libertarian.
vox
Rand should cut back on his fiber.
no, increase it.
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