Rising Hegemon
1. A few teams will be better than predicted.
2. A few teams will be worse than predicted.
3. Chris Berman and Joe Theisman will still be obnoxious.
4. But not as much as the Fox Robot, now with its own twitter account where you can feel free to use the hashtag #diejustfuckingdie!
--- Speaking of which, WTF? What Michael Bey-Inspired Circle of Hell hath wrought this?!!! And Hugh Jackman this is a betrayal of what those adamantium claws stand for (other than no masturbating -- which explains what makes Wolverine so cranky*)!
5. Finally -- and most obviously -- How your team does will either be a reflection of how much your town and/or region sucks; or alternatively will be achieved despite how much your town and/or region sucks.
* Author knows nothing about any comic-book universe but still feels this is probably accurate.
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6. Approximately 57.6% of football talking-head banter will revolve around speculation about Bret Favre's future and how great Bret Favre is/was.
And no one will talk about Adrian Peterson unless he runs for three hundred yards AND Minnesota wins.
Peyton Manning will get quite a lot of banter about his pain in the neckness.
vox
do robots bleed oil?
All I can think of when I see that "Real Steel" trailer is, "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots: The Movie"
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