Forget Christie, we need Super Grift now more than ever to scan the distant horizon for Hezbollah missiles! And Putin's head. (Notice how when Super Grift fades from the news Putin re-emerges? Not just an accident, Putin senses weakness.)
You'd think with all the perks of his office (whether they normally come with the job or are just 'taken' in Christie's instance) that he'd find a decent tailor... or a tent... or start wearing suspenders to hold them up... because without any of those options, he looks like a poorly dressed weeble.
Rising Hegemon
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Rumor has it that, even as we speak, professional comedians worldwide are amassing vast sums of money in support of a "draft Christie" movement.
And I think if Christie would only do a photo-op wearing clown shoes, he could raise some serious money from the world's circus clowns, too!
Come on Republicans! You've always wanted to give slim people the finger! Nominate this guy!
Forget Christie, we need Super Grift now more than ever to scan the distant horizon for Hezbollah missiles! And Putin's head. (Notice how when Super Grift fades from the news Putin re-emerges? Not just an accident, Putin senses weakness.)
Breaking news:
CHRISTIE ENTERS RACE
WINS DEBATE BY EATING RIVALS ON STAGE
I will fart on you and you will regret it!
If I was president I would address a joint of veal.. no I mean a joint session of Congress... and I will fart them into submission!!
do you have anything to eat?
You'd think with all the perks of his office (whether they normally come with the job or are just 'taken' in Christie's instance) that he'd find a decent tailor... or a tent... or start wearing suspenders to hold them up... because without any of those options, he looks like a poorly dressed weeble.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!
Governor Kristie Kreme:
The body of Eric Cartman. And the personality as well.
Governor Sammiches, Preznit Fat Fuck
Its unworthy of us to have fun at someone else's expanse.
Al Gore has picked up eight stone.
Man it would be awesome if he chose Huckabee as his running mate. They'd have to build a stronger stage, though.
"...1980s pleats, and Zubaz."
Not to mention when he farts, a hot air balloon.
no new jersey track suit?
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