Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Commence swirling finger to side of head

Apparently Bachmann's job is to make Rick Perry seem slightly less insane.
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann said Monday that it would be "foolish" to normalize trade with Cuba because Hezbollah could soon have "missile sites" there.

4 comments:

pansypoo said...

she should have said the russians.

Raoul Paste said...

Thank goodness our policy of no Cuba trade relations is keeping Hezbollah missiles out of Cuba!

It is also preventing elephant stampedes in New York City. Hey, how many elephant stampedes have there been in the last 50 years, smarty pants?

How did this woman pass the bar exam?

jimmiraybob said...

I wonder if she'd be such a hit with the TeaBirchNeoconfederatePublican Party if she were dressed badly and was disheveled and smelly and drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes at White Castle (or substitute other all night dive) and mumbling this kinda insane crap?

If so, I've got a whole new crop of Teavangelical politicians for 2012. Maybe with a little cleaning up.

Any word on if John McCain or Lindsey Graham have called for immediate military intervention against the imminent Cuba-Hezbollah Axis threat?

(I sense that we need a third axis to really scare the crap outta the TeaRabble. Anybody got dirt on a Cuba-Hezbollah-Canada alliance?)

pansypoo said...

more worried the feds hired her.