Monday, September 26, 2011

BREAKING NEWS

All future Republican Presidential Debates cancelled.

Replaced by scheduled footage of crowd scenes in "Escape From New York"; and "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome"*


*Supplemented with deleted scenes featuring Mel Gibson out-takes

2 comments:

pansypoo said...

have they considered a audience of actual humans?

Anonymous said...

no. that would be prerogative of a reality show. Won't fly.
vox