Rising Hegemon
The Post has a profile in motion of freshman House Republican Ted Yoho (FL). The focus is how he's part of the faction who forced John Boehner to trigger the government shutdown and now wants to move along to default on the national debt. How bad will default be? "I think, personally, it would bring stability to the world markets," Yoho told the Post.
Absorb that for a moment. He's on the team that's driving this bus. What would at best be a huge jolt to the global economy and more likely trigger a global financial crisis and do irreparable harm to the country, he thinks will actually improve things.
Somebody in his family, unsurprisingly, did not know how to spell "Yahoo".
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By profession, he's a large animal veterinarian - must've stepped in too much product.
Sort of mad scientist/Lex Luthor type reasoning, right? "I will create chaos and destruction so a new order can arise as a phoenix from the ashes of the old order!" All hail Emperor Yoho!
Paraphrasing Richard Daley, Yoho doesn't want to create global instability, he wants to preserve global instability.
"John Boehner, not structurally in the sense of his office or position but personally, is simply too weak a figure to avert what's coming. Get ready."...I hope this blows right up in their faces.
faith based exonomics always works bestest. rite? RITE!
the people who made the mess DO NOT GET TO SAY HOW ITS FIXED.
"This guy wants to ride the bomb down"
Perfect. I can't wait until Texas turns blue.
Yoho is also endorsing a "birther bill" by fellow yahoo, Steve Stockman. He seems sure that it reveal that Obama was not born in the U.S., and that his real mother, I kid you not, is Elizabeth Ann Duke (a former Weatherman and member of the May 19th Communist Movement still wanted by the FBI, who, confoundingly, is still a U.S. citizen and whose citizenship would have transferred to Obama, anyway, even if born outside the U.S., by the same rule that apparently legitimizes Ted Cruz as a natural-born citizen--hey, it's beyond me to make sense of this). His support for the bill stems from his belief that it will bring down the government.
We're living in strange times. The government is spending large sums of money to jail elderly anti-nuke nuns, whistleblowers and such, while the real bomb-throwers are being elected to Congress.
Of course things will be better. Because God's kingdom on earth will be here. You guys are so dense.
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