Monday, October 25, 2004

The Next to Last Weekend in Pictures

I say this, less because the election is nigh, but because I have it on good authority that if Bush loses on November 2nd, we won't be making it to November 8th. No pressure or anything.

Mmmmmm, that's good shit.

Karen Hughes claims that Bush is not mispronouncing things, he is "speaking in tongues".

Karen Hughes stated that Kerry rallies are poorly attended. That's a joke, but in reality Howie the Ho says the crowds are not enthused for Kerry. Honestly, Howie you constipated, pig-fucker, how could you possibly know? You obviously remove those coke-bottles you wear for glasses when Kerry is around.

What up, white people?

"There won't be a draft, but if you'd volunteer your child I'd appreciate it...they'll be a guy along with a form."


"One more week and I won't have to listen to the chinless wonder."

Having missed out on the fun of Vietnam, Dear Leader reenacts the end of the Vietnamese War.

Look to be reenacted at about 10 p.m. EDT, November 2, 2004.

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