Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Bush Negotiates with Himself

George wants Pretzel.

But pretzel could hurt George.

Yes, but Pretzels tasty.

And why not have a pretzel? I'm a War President, with a mandate!

But George is getting fat.

What do the Nazgul think?

No! You cannot have the ring! Stupid Nazgul....Now, suppose I chew this time?


Three Hours Later.

It was so worth it. And now should I ride my bike?

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