Sunday, March 19, 2006

Nuttier (and more filled with unnatural substances) than a Fruitcake

Katherine Harris is a political embarassment to strippers everywhere:

Finding inspiration from God, The Last of the Mohicans and The Lord of Rings, Katherine Harris told hundreds of conservative Christians Saturday that she is "a work in progress."

I really like the part where Natty Bumppo battles the Mouth of Sauron.

Harris, who told a national television audience Wednesday that she would be spending $10 million to win Florida's U.S. Senate race, said she never would have entered politics if she did not believe that God wanted her to make public service part of her life...

... Determined to stay in the race, Harris said she is getting inspiration from Bill Bright's book, The Joy of Supernatural Thinking — Believing in God for the Impossible.

"Everything is possible with God," said Harris, who never directly mentioned her Senate campaign.

She said that, as a young woman, she was inspired by the movie The Last of the Mohicans because "people were willing to die for something bigger than themselves."

Harris also was moved by the Lord of Rings movies, saying they, too, suggest that sometimes your mission in life is bigger than the individual.

Not the Lord of the Rings BOOKS, but the movies!

What an embarrassment.

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