Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Project Runway to Obscurity

HEIDI: "Jeri, your dress looked cheap. You tried to create a goddess gown and wound up the laughing stock of the Godless crowd. Seafoam is nobody's color, Jeri, not least of all a trophy wife with a somnambulant sugar daddy who looks like The Creature From the Black Lagoon. It reminds them of the lagoon, after all. And the plunging neckline? Straight out of "Dynasty," and not in a good way. Washington's no place for a mermaid, Jeri, especially not one in six yards of home-sewn chiffon."

(excruciating seconds pass)

"Jeri....You're out."

(air kisses both cheeks)

"Auf Wiedersehen, Jeri."

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