Thursday, June 27, 2013

Oh, go scourge yourself!

Oh what a legacy Scalia is carving out for himself in his last, bitterest, years:
"When the Court declared a constitutional right to homosexual sodomy, we were assured that the case had nothing, nothing at all to do with 'whether the government must give formal recognition to any relationship that homosexual persons seek to enter,'" he wrote. "Now we are told that DOMA is invalid because it 'demeans the couple, whose moral and sexual choices the Constitution protects,' ante, at 23 -- with an accompanying citation of Lawrence.
Yeah, I think I have a precedent to deal with that right here Justice Scalia, it's the famous case of "Stuff it v. Get Bent", written by Judge Learned Backhand. Great case, lovely fact pattern, one hell of a holding.

But at least he can go on line at "Opus Date" and hang out with these eligible bachelors.
“Today is a tragic day for marriage and our nation," Cardinal Timothy Dolan and Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone said in a joint statement representing U.S. bishops. "The Supreme Court has dealt a profound injustice to the American people by striking down in part the federal Defense of Marriage Act. The Court got it wrong."
"Celibate Men for Traditional Marriage" comments the same everytime.

[cross-posted at Firedoglake]


Anonymous said...

Charles Pierce wrote that every time you mention the name Cardinal Timothy Dolan, you should say it this way:

"Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who once supervised a program to use the money collected from parishioners to pay accused child molesters to leave the priesthood,...."

I do it, and now you can too, Dr. Turk!

Anonymous said...

Did he ever read Lawrence v. Texas?

Sweet buttery kittens.

Montag said...

For someone who's made his reputation on "judicial restraint," he's not showing much of it, is he?

If we're still around a hundred years from now, law schools will all have a course called "The Clown Era of American Jurisprudence," and its central question will be, "who paid to put these foofahs on the bench?"

MarkC said...

The priest on altar boy racket depends on homosexuality being kept in the closet. It isn't a coincidence that the public drive for marriage equality and the church pederasty scandal are happening at the same time.

Athenawise said...

Couldn't have said it better myself, Montag.

Slammin' Tony Scalia is a hypocrite of monumental proportions.

pansypoo said...

i think fat tony needs a gay BJ.