Monday, June 17, 2013

Perhaps you should just admit you have a problem

I certainly enjoy a drink here and there. I like my LaCrema. But if you are doing this, you are just tacking on the 13th step to the beginning of the process.
FlaskTie™, The biggest thing to happen to the necktie since the PillowTie™. This is a tie you will definitely love to wear! The FlaskTie™ is a fashion statement of thirst quenching proportions. Have you ever been parched while in a hurry to get to your next meeting and don’t have time to grab a drink? With FlaskTie™ you can quench your thirst while on-the-go, arriving at your meeting hydrated and ready to nail that presentation and seal the deal. Each FlaskTie™ comes equipped with a TieBladder™ holding approximately 6 fluid ounces for your drinking pleasure. Located at the end of the back slip is the TieBite™ Valve mouthpiece offering Hands-Free Hydration with ease of use, simply bite and sip! Self-seals after each drink to eliminate annoying drips and embarrassing stains. With various designs to choose from the FlaskTie™ is your chose for both fashion and hydration.
Yeah, I'm sure people who want to drink "water" from their ties will be the "market" for this thing?

Of course, why leave out women?

The Winerack Bra-Flask.


P J said...

What next, stillsuits?

pansypoo said...

imagine what bell bottoms can hold.

Montag said...

Well, I think this would be an exceptionally popular product in Washington, DC, provided that they can figure out how to get six ounces of booze into a bow tie.

Anonymous said...

Really? Wine Rack Bra?