Wednesday, August 21, 2013

And how's that cancer cure coming?

Science!

After weighing 10 Double Stuf cookies both with and without their chocolate wafers, the class plugged the numbers into mathematical equations and came up with the horrifying truth: Double Stuf Oreos were only 1.86 times larger than regular Oreos.

5 comments:

Montag said...

Too bad they didn't do any chemical analysis on the Stuf itself.

It would have put them off Oreos forever.

Anonymous said...

This must be why they spell it "stuf"... it can't be a product claim if it's a nonsense word.

pansypoo said...

i was not much of a fan of oreos + the white SHIT is what made them horrible. MORE WHITE SHIT????

Anonymous said...

The kidz is learning. Today the Double Stuf', tomorrow the cancer cure.

feralcrj said...

baby steps is NOT the same as NON-steps! funny, in australia the grade 3 kids at a catholic school are learning about the size and structure of the universe and the earth, all of them aware that the earth is approx 4.65 billion years old. no jesus horse, and the one's who do try to espouse that crap are pretty much looked at with disdain and ostracised. but then, i'm talkin western australia, where they make their money from science and geology.