Senor Danger received only 5% of the votes in the New York mayoral primary last night (the five-percent who like their politician's literally pants-less). It is a tough morning for him, now a metaphorical dick pic forever more, but also for those of us who like to make smart-assed asides without too much intellectual effort.
Oh well, I'm sure Sarah Palin has already said or tweeted a half-dozen stupidities already this morning, so there's still that.
if only he had just done a prostitute. or mistress like a normal asshole.
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