A Few Suggestions for Dubya -- the Not-So-Savy Traveler

So according to a certain Web Site, who's name I will not utter (or type here) to keep the hits down by at least, oh, two, the President is floating the trial balloon of going to Greece to see the Olympics.

"I want to go to Greece" says Bush, when the White House gets him tickets to the roadshow of Grease, do you think he'll notice the difference?

And what does Dubya want to see, according to the trial balloon?

Why the Iraqi Soccer Team.

OK, George, here are a couple hints.

-- First, you think you would want to see an, I don't know, American Team?
-- Second, the Iraqi's soccer players cannot stand you.
-- Third, it is "Soccer"...how many of your red-meat brigade likes that idea. It sounds all "French" for gawdsake.

Look George, obviously you've been allowed to do pretty much whatever you want all your life, without accountability.

So if you want to be the least popular visitor to Greece since Xerxes, who am I to stop you?

But I could not think of a better Kerry advertisement than you in Athens, seeing Iraqi's play soccer while giving YOU the finger.