Bush embarrasses in Political Gaff

Preznet campaign stop turns surprisingly real
DeDurkheim, Special Correspondent to the Rising Hegemon
Weedleville, Ohio
August 18, 2004

In a move that surprised political friends and foes alike, Preznet Bush touts the effects of his "Child left behind legislation." This white house is busy working day and night and day to find ways to leave America's children behind, far behind. Huh huh." When the audience at the Weedleville, Ohio audibly drew a collective breath, the chimperor simply touted how "effective we have been over my may years as president in increasing the numbers of ditch diggers, restaurant employees, and other help." Before the Preznet's microphone surprisingly cut out, Mr. Bush told a stunned crowd that "we are doing all that we can to help those in the education department to implement the necessary corrective measures against our schools." His final words to the crowd were cut short, "Now let me tell you all about how we are going to move this country forward in my next term by bringing the brakes against Iran and North Korea by using our military and nuclear...."

At that point Mr. Preznet was hustled off stage by an uncharacteristic pole with a hooked end. Karl Rove, the Preznet's chief political strategist was on the other end of this device. One can only wonder if this new interest in the truth will continue as the Preznet continues his campaign swing through every one of Ohio's 88 counties.