The Day in Blogwhoring Pictures, Shooting up the Holy Sights in the Name of Peace Edition

"Okay, Okay, listen up Iraqi Army soldiers. Those who will be defecting to Fallujah on the left, those joining the Mahdi Army on the right."


Survivalists throughout Idaho gasp. They know that Bush walking past a black helicopter means seven days of bad luck and more bunker ramen noodles.


Another child delighted to meet the messenger of God. C'mon kid, pee damn you, PEEEE!


We're storming a Holy Sight and taking prisoners? .... Excellent!


"Let's see, um, "G", or is it "J"? No, no, "G", and then.."O", no that's not right. Ah, screw it, make so it can't be read, like I usually do."


What the fuck are you looking at? Get back to work you Blogreading Dumbass!


"I can't remember how to walk. Damn You, Wrigley's Spearmint Gum! Damn you all to Hell!"


Attendance at the Iraq National Congress really makes Democracy look quite feasible doesn't it? Although it is good to know that Allawi is reaching out to Ninjas.


Another delighted child to be held by his Chimperial Fraudulency. Ew, bad touch, Mr. Preznit, BAD TOUCH!!