One Last Terror Warning for the Road...

Now that the Swift-Boat Liars story is starting to Backfire;

Now that, yet another, foreign government has managed to help us get into a major clusterfuck;

It must be time to get out another terror-warning.

Tommy Skillet-Face, you're on...

Al-Qaeda terrorists looking for a U.S. military target might try to attack a Veterans Affairs hospital rather than a base or other high-security installation, the FBI and Homeland Security Department warn in a new nationwide terrorism bulletin.

Although U.S. authorities say there is no credible intelligence about a specific threat against such hospitals, the bulletin said there have been persistent reports of suspicious activity at medical facilities throughout the United States.

Okay, we don't really have any credible evidence, but let's just throw this out there.

I think by October, we will be hearing this...From Sludge...

BUSH ADMINISTRATION WARNS; AL QAEDA TARGETING NATION'S PETS

Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge warned that in the coming weeks people need to be on guard, and may wish to stay home during their free time to protect their cute little puppies and soft furry little kittens.

Though admitting the Department lacked credible evidence, Ridge said that there has been much chatter on the web and other sources that Al Qaeda was looking to act against our nations cutest, most innocent friends. At a press conference, Secretary Ridge announced, "While we don't do politics in the Department of Homeland Security, it is clear that only the strong devotion of President Bush can save our nation's adorable pets."

The Department is raising the alert level to "Orange" in those homes owning pets and putting out new informational posters.

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