Too Boring to Protest?

As the substantially less evil than his namesake Roger Ailes informs us, speakers added to the GOP Convention are the most milquetoasty and dissappointing possible. Such a collection of dullards could only be found under the auspices of a convention determined to make Bush look dynamic and intelligent.

The new speakers are:

Governor Mitt Romney: Carpetbaggering, gay opponent, scofflaw.

Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey: I agree with Roger, Who?

Brian Sandoval: Opponent of Bush's Yucca Mountain nuclear waste dumping plan. See if it is mentioned by the SCLM...sorry, I forgot there is no way in hell anyone will watch to begin with.

Bernie "Cut and Run" Kerik: As Mr. Aisles adequately sums up, spent a couple of months in Iraq, teaching policing skills, which, of course, has been a massive failire.

Elaine Chao: Labor Secretary (but, but, Colin Powell says Department Secretaries shouldn't speak?). I do so hope that Ms. Chao is not under the illusion she will be getting paid overtime for this appearance. The woman deserves some sort of award for being married to the Chinless-Wonder that is Mr. Charisma, Mitch McConnell.

Photo less for your convenience, than for your HORROR!!

Rep. Paul Ryan (WI): A lessed sex driven, less tainted Ryan...from Wisconsin.

Michael Reagan: In an effort to combat liberal, eloquent, actual Gipper-genetic bearing Ron Reagan Jr.; the GOP has found self-loathing, long-time non-success story, adopted forgotten child, not-so-secret-adopted father hating Michael.

This crew is too boring to really work up a froth over. Apparently, in addition to sicking the FBI on protestors, Karl Rove's plan is to lull them to sleep.