A Chip off the Old "Y"

Why, Republicans lament, can our paragon's children not be more like Maggies?

"Ronald Reagan Jr. is a liberal for Gipper's sake? All we ever got is Michael...who apparently was the by-product of a romantic tryst between a 'Cardboard Box' and a 'Rotweiller'."

But Margaret Thatcher's boy Mark? Now there is a descendant worthy of his predecessor's genes. The English know how to do it (Never mind Edward II ["You're going to do WHAT with that red-hot poker?!]).

He said Sir Mark had been arrested because of indications "he has contravened the Foreign Military Assistance Act of South Africa which prohibits South African residents from assisting in a coup or military activities outside South Africa without authorisation of the South African government".

"We allege he is one of the financiers of the coup to overthrow the government of Equatorial Guinea and we have received credible evidence that he has assisted financially in that regard," he added.