Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Achtung Annie, Spreads Joy Abroad, Still not on Psychotropics

Ah, the Right-Wing Pundi-nuttery. When Lucianne's drunken mistake starts talking about how "Bush Hatred" is so much more vitriolic than "Clinton Hatred" you know that the gang at Repression Street & Opression Avenue is even worse off than usual. Righteously slapped down by Kevin Drum and then disembowled by Digby, poor little Jonah forgets that the Right-Wing wins the hatred battle everytime when Coulter is on your team. Remember, Jonah that this is a woman you fired for being too insane...let that one soak in for a while. You continue to employ Derbyshire for gawdsake!

Well, like the Fuhrer in the late 1930s, two-balls Annie is beginning a European tour of sweetness and light.

And what missives has she?

Meet Ann Coulter. In her opinion, "liberals are racists", the French are "a bunch of faggots", only property owners should be allowed to vote, and anyone who disagrees with her is a "fatuous idiot" or "evil". In liberal Europe, such propositions are seldom aired, even in the most right-wing salons. In America, however, Coulter - blonde, fortysomething - is a regular guest commentator on news and talk shows such as Good Morning America, Hannity and Colmes, At Large with Geraldo Rivera and The O'Reilly Factor...

Not that she would care. Her next book, due out in October, is called How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must). And even this relatively emollient title is a concession. "They pushed this title on me," Coulter says when we meet at Orsay, a brasserie on the Upper East Side of New York. "All my titles were much more vicious. What I didn't like about How to Talk to a Liberal is that I really think the best way to talk to one is to hit them in the head with a baseball bat. So I threw in the parenthetical If You Must."...

Within minutes of our sitting down, the conversation turns to the position of expat Pakistanis in the social hierarchies of the Middle East. "They're never very high in anyone's caste system, are they," Ann volunteers. "Poor little Pakis." The photographer and I look at each other. Did she really say that? But it's just an amuse-bouche to prepare us for what is to come.

We move on to education. "To get into university without achievement or grades, you wanna have a name like Shafiqua, Jeffrika or Leroy," says Ann, who is not a fan of racial quotas. Learning difficulties are a cover for "rich parents with dumb kids". "That's why 'Pinch' Sulzberger, the publisher of The New York Times, is alleged to have dyslexia - because he's retarded. Do you guys even have dyslexia?"...

One thing can be said for Coulter: she does not worry about causing offence. When we talk about the "war on terror", she sounds almost nostalgic for the Cold War. "When we were fighting communism, OK, they had mass murderers and gulags, but they were white men and they were sane. Now we're up against absolutely insane savages." The insouciance with which she drops race into the mix is so astonishing that it's disarming...

Is Ann Coulter a nutcase? If she is, she's one listened to and approved of by a frightening number of Americans. Surely, I say, hoping she will concede that she sometimes provokes to amuse, she doesn't believe everything she comes out with. "This is the shocking thing for your readers," she replies. "I believe everything I say."


These comments should be SHOVED down her Bulemic Throat EVERY time she appears on television. At least they should be brought up to every right-winger who defends her, exposing them for what they truly are.

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