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On SEPTEMBER 11, 2004, while Dubya is out somewhere trying to make people forget "My Pet Goat", his daughters Jenna and Not-Jenna have other plans....

When Washington-area beautician Erwin Gomez and his longtime partner James Packard celebrate their marital vows with 400 of their closest friends next month, two of Gomez's best customers will probably be in attendance: President Bush's twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara.

So Jenna and Not-Jenna will be celebrating the union of two "godless sodomites" on September 11th?

Good for them of course.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Illinois and Lynchburg, Virginia...