"I'm King of the Wor...ah, fuck it"

From the best named blog on the internet.

The Thomas More Law Center’s “The Battle For American Values” cruise with Bill O’Reilly has been canceled.

An automated message at Corporate Travel Service, Inc. didn’t try to hide the fact that there was little interest in spending eight nights on boat with FOX News channel’s top personality:

“Hello and thank you for your interest in the Thomas More Law Center Cruise with
Bill O’Reilly. Unfortunately, the cruise did not have the participation that all parties anticipated. Although the guest appearance by Mr. O’Reilly and the other speakers have been canceled, the ship will still sail...”

Corporate Travel Service told Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly, Intl. that the goal was to get 800 people onboard for a Caribbean fantasy week with O’Reilly. Even though the cruise was promoted heavily on The O'Reilly Factor television program, the Radio Factor, and O'Reilly's Web site, they sold only a fraction of the tickets available.

"Gopher, Isaac, if you please..."

Bill, exciting and new
Come Aboard. I'm expecting you.
Bill, life's sweetest reward.
Let him flow, he'll flow back on you.

Bill's Love Cruise will not be making a run
Bill's Love Boat promised something for only one
Set a course for dementia,
Put your hand down my new pants.

And, Bill won't hurt anymore
It's an feckless smile on a whiteassed boor.
Yes Billllllllll! It's Billlllllllll!

Suck my falafel its Billlllllllllll!