Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Just when you thought the music industry couldn't get Worse

These boots are made for walkin' sung by Jessica Simpson

Just imagine the discussion prior to the video shoot:

Video Producer: Listen Jessica....we know you can't sing, so we are going to need approximately 384 shots of you dry humping in this video.

Jessica: Dry humping?

Video Producer: Yeah...you know...acting like you are screwing Nick standing up....but Nick won't be there.

Jessica: Ok.

And if you watch the video, and hey I am sorry but wasn't it a matter of time before they did the standard extra dancers behind her bit? Oh man, Willie... Willie what are you doing in this awful video? Willie gets to break a beer bottle over some guy's head. Willie can act!

Of course, I cannot forget to mention the most incongruous element in this "video" (apart from the gratuitous washing the General Lee in a bikini bit at the end) is Willie Nelson appearing at all in this voicing some almost inaudible backing vocals and playing a little guitar. He must have been really stoned or they offered him a lot of cash the day he agreed to do that. How is his IRS debt coming?

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