Wednesday, June 01, 2005

"Note to Self"


Ways to eliminate Mark Felt:

-- Smothering with Stylish Pillow
-- Find Neo-Con capable of wielding bat
-- Throw into Volcano
-- Expose him to Ann Coulter's Privates
-- Lynching with recorder tape
-- Tie him up when we open Ark of the Covenant


By the way, does this remind you that seemingly no one on Bush's White House staff has a damn chin?

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