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Oh look, helping our economy recover one depressing spell-checking job at a time:

JOB OPPORTUNITY [NRO Staff]

National Review has an opening for an executive secretary. Great opportunity for a recent college graduate who is interested in conservative politics and would like to learn more about magazine publishing. Responsibilities include both clerical duties and some research work (ed: Oh, Jonah!). Please send resume and cover letter to nreditorial@gmail.com.
Posted at 11:41 AM

They forgot to add for Derb's benefit, must be female and 14, with requisite fake I.D.