Shorter National Security Strategy

As conceived by the drooler-in-chief:

1. Preznit's first job is to protect peeple from evil-doers.
2. Preznit's goverment must do what preznit says.
3. Prezniting is tuff job.
4. Preznit not follow polls. Preznit does limbo under polls with drunk women in family.
5. Suiciders everywhere.
6. Don't trust nobody cept Condi, Lump, Kare-bear, the nice lady I wanted lected to Suprem Court.
7. Invade countries that done luyk me.
8. Piss on people that where anything on head other than baseball cap or cowboy hat (nascar geer fall within baseball category).
9. Whatever else Condi, Lump, Kare-bear say to right down.