Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Cheney --- the unknown File

Raw Story without link says:

FBI RELEASES 112 PAGES OF CHENEY
FILE TO RAW STORY: DEVELOPING...


What could this mean? Here's a guess.


The Cheney file:

May 17, 1960:
"You, xxxx xxxxx, go xxxx yourself!"

December 24, 1965:
"Lynne, we need a xxxxxx' baby so I can get out of xxxxxx' 'nam. And it's Chrismas, so come over here and help me xxxx you, instead of myself, for once."

November 25, 1981:
"If you, xxxx xxxxxxx, don't want cranberries, you can go xxxx yourself."

July 4, 1997:
"Whaddya' mean you're a xxxxxx' lesbian? Why can't you just xxxx yourself?"

September 11, 2001:
"Scramble the planes, make Flight 93 go xxxx itself."

October 15, 2002:
"What could go wrong in Iraq, it's not like it's possible we could go xxxx ourselves!?

Febuary 11, 2006:
*blam* "Oh xxxx me! Better finish him off." *blam* *blam* *blam*

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