Friday, June 02, 2006

Robert Kennedy Jr

Future Right Wing Talking Points!

-- He's a Kennedy!

-- George Bush voters in Wisconsin might have been inundated with cheese-doodles and prevented from voting by orange-tinged fingers!

-- He's sliming a black man!

-- His Uncle's a Drunk!

-- His Nephew's a Drunk!

-- His research was sloppy, as is demonstrated in my rebutal -- it's the one without footnotes.

-- He's an environmental extremist!

-- He's a Kennedy!

-- He has a weak voice!

-- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I can't hear you!

-- But how much is he giving to Mary Jo's family?

-- He's an American Hater!

-- Why doesn't he go back to France!?

-- Some people say he's not very nice!

-- Sorry Lentils!

-- Why does he hate America?

-- And what about it, at least we now have a President brave enough to come out against gay marriage in election years!

-- He's not Michelle Malkin, who's like sane and stuff!

-- He does not eat paste!

-- Heh, Indeed!

-- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA still can't hear you!

-- His Rolling Stone Article could hurt America!

-- His grandfather was a nazi symp -- oh, wait a minute...those poor Nazis murdered in cold blood by Ike's soldiers. (Bill O'Reilly only)

-- He's a Kennedy!

-- He's bitter!

-- He's not a misunderstood genius that is ahead of his time like George W. Bush!

-- He's a Kennedy!

-- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA what? what?

-- My pee-pee hurts!

-- We're Winning!

-- He's not a decider!

-- He doesn't have the balls to out a CIA Operative!

-- I just made a present in my pants!

-- My God, for fucksake, he's a Kennedy!

Go read what Right-Wingers never will.

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