Rising Hegemon
Future Right Wing Talking Points!
-- He's a Kennedy!
-- George Bush voters in Wisconsin might have been inundated with cheese-doodles and prevented from voting by orange-tinged fingers!
-- He's sliming a black man!
-- His Uncle's a Drunk!
-- His Nephew's a Drunk!
-- His research was sloppy, as is demonstrated in my rebutal -- it's the one without footnotes.
-- He's an environmental extremist!
-- He's a Kennedy!
-- He has a weak voice!
-- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I can't hear you!
-- But how much is he giving to Mary Jo's family?
-- He's an American Hater!
-- Why doesn't he go back to France!?
-- Some people say he's not very nice!
-- Sorry Lentils!
-- Why does he hate America?
-- And what about it, at least we now have a President brave enough to come out against gay marriage in election years!
-- He's not Michelle Malkin, who's like sane and stuff!
-- He does not eat paste!
-- Heh, Indeed!
-- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA still can't hear you!
-- His Rolling Stone Article could hurt America!
-- His grandfather was a nazi symp -- oh, wait a minute...those poor Nazis murdered in cold blood by Ike's soldiers. (Bill O'Reilly only)
-- He's a Kennedy!
-- He's bitter!
-- He's not a misunderstood genius that is ahead of his time like George W. Bush!
-- He's a Kennedy!
-- LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA what? what?
-- My pee-pee hurts!
-- We're Winning!
-- He's not a decider!
-- He doesn't have the balls to out a CIA Operative!
-- I just made a present in my pants!
-- My God, for fucksake, he's a Kennedy!
Go read what Right-Wingers never will.
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